Dante Hicks: [they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head]. Girls like that kinda shit. [cocky] Holden: I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. Kevin Smith's previous movies always seemed to be something of a mixed bag. And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? Hey! Steve-Dave Pulasti: Chaka's Production Assistant: [counting his money] Packed. Filled with cameos and in-jokes, the riotous road comedy stars Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Mewes. Why are you shooting at me? When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games. Went to film school. Jay: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. Another appearance by the "Two packs of wraps" kids. During pre-production, Mewes would have constant mood swings due to heroin withdrawal, to the point that Smith actually threw him out of his car on their way to the set one day. Jay and Silent Bob get their royalties from Banky after Silent Bob informs him he violated their original likeness rights contract by not getting their permission before selling the film rights to Miramax, and could face serious legal troubles, and Justice turns herself and her former team in to Willenholly in exchange for a shorter sentence and freeing Jay and Silent Bob. The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Smith announced in February 2017 that he was writing a sequel called Jay and Silent Bob Reboot and started filming in February 2019[3][4][5][6] and was released on October 15 that same year. Last 3 plays: kylemartins99 . James Van Der Beek: We're going to Hollywood! Devil Jay: I was gonna call it "N.W.P." Brodie: Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. Jay: What've I been telling you? Jay: Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - dvdmg.com It's really a fucking drag. The movie seemed designed specifically for my warped sense of humor. Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back / Trivia - TV Tropes Looks like somebody shit in their cereal Bong. She's also a main character in the movie. ", [after the "Bluntman & Chronic" premiere]. Well, maybe he just has manners. Your guide to Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse, St. Peter and Paul Catholic Church - Larimer Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA. Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." Gag Reel - 8+ minutes. Angel slaps Jay with his harp]. Willenholly, not wanting to face the political repercussions of "arresting a gay couple", lets them leave but quickly catches on and resumes pursuit. Jay's Mother: [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards], [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]. Jay: Sorry, Justice. new film name : Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Harder. Justice: But when the dopey duo learn that theyve been cut out of the cash, they set out to sabotage the flick at all costs. Angel Jay: Jay's Fantasy Sequence depicting his Conspiracy Theory of apes taking over the world, complete with a shot of a pair of chimps hanging outside a Quick Stop dressed as Jay and Silent Bob. Ben Affleck: Please help improve it by removing unnecessary details and making it more concise. The identity of the killer in Scream (1996) is foreshadowed in the Will you fuck me when you get out? Well, FUCK that. Here's your coffee sir, booger-free. Rumor is Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are working on a super secret project on the lot. Kevin Smith's venerable supporting characters, Jay and Silent Bob, get their own starring vehicle with the curiously titled "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", and the results are -- to borrow Smith . Hitchhiker: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back grossed $30.1 million in the United States and Canada and $3.7 million in other territories for a worldwide total of $33.8 million, against a production budget of $22 million. R. . [Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe]. Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands. Justice: 'Scuse me. P.S. Wow, there's a lot of love in the room. No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. Hmm, I don't know. Jay: That's beautiful, man. I thought they only did classy pictures, like "The Piano" and "The Crying Game". [exasperated] That's right. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Watch Free on Pluto TV United States Date Original Film Was Released : 2001. James Van Der Beek: Smith has said Walt Flanagan was the inspiration for the character. Seeing the film's negative reception online,[10] the pair set out for Hollywood to prevent the film from tainting their image, or at least to receive the royalties owed to them. Good luck! Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. The Market research says that people love monkeys. Jay. [explaining why he gives head for rides] Chaka: Goals Steal Jewels. Look at me. Tell you what: let's settle this monetarily. And as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis for your intellectual property, "Bluntman and Chronic," when said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. She is too fine. NO! Gag Reel Kevin Smith returns with another introduction to yet more crap footage. Hiding inside a diner, the pair dress Suzanne as a child and pretend to be a gay couple, with Suzanne as their kid. So? So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck? Fred: Miramax? On review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 52% based on 151 reviews, with an average rating of 5.60/10. YO! This guy'll suck your dick. Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. Hey, little man! Brent: Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? A monkey? 1 The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0]. Mua-ha-ha-ha! Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. The UK cinema version altered a line of dialogue to receive a 15 certificate. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? Banky: The C.L.I.T is not real. Jay: In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey. 42 deleted Scenes with Intros by Kevin Smith and guests "Why Movies Cost So Much: Comicon Gag Reel" with intro Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash with intros: - "Judd Nelson" [to Banky] Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Wikipedia What are Kevin Smith's next 5 movies? : r/ViewAskewniverse Jay: Now you're gonna tell me the monkey's gay. Ben Affleck: [21][22] A Blu-ray version of the film was released on September 19, 2006. Following an advance screening of the film, former GLAAD media director Scott Seomin asked Smith to make a $10,000 donation to the Matthew Shepard Foundation, as well as to include a reference to GLAAD's cause in the ending credits.[25][26]. Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. After obsessing over this movie for so long I decided to make a quiz. These are just SOME of the reasons this movie is bad. [Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving] I *AM* wearing pansy red booties, Matt Damon: Here's your coffee sir. Sissy: Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker. [Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob]. Whillenholly: Yeah, sis. Willenholly declares the crime an act of terrorism and calls for backup to hunt "the two most dangerous men on the planet.". Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. Banky: You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." Oh sweet irony! Fuck! They gotta break into Provasik now. (January 2015) (Learn how and when to remove this template message)(Learn how and when to remove this template message) Miramax Security Guard Gordon: Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. Right. Daphne: Jay: Jason Biggs: Jay: Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. Jay: In 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' (2001), a guy who comes out and clicks the clapperboard for a few seconds is Paul Dini, an Emmy-winning writer who first created the character Harley Quinn on Batman TAS (this is part of the commentary) Thank you and enjoy the show. Something nice. James Van Der Beek: Then taste it. This is a site populated by militant movie buffs: sad, pathetic little bastards living in their parents' basement downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise yet can't stop discussing. This store sure does suck ass, doesn't it? Take sex for example. Brodie: By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? Chaka Luther King: Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. En route, they befriend an animal liberation group: Justice, Sissy, Missy, Chrissy, and Brent. Jay: I thought that was a 10-82. [James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake]. Assistant Director(GWH 2): Jay: Sound Apart from dealing with some silly effects and the music score, the 5.1 mix has little to do, but does offer amusingly ludicrous bass levels during the grand opening titles. Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass. It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again. Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. You don't know "Jungle Love?" You know, after about five movies, I'm starting to realize that. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this Ben Affleck: Chaka: Just take it from "It's a good course.". Unless you show up at all their houses and beat the shit out of them. See? Chaka's Production Assistant: More on the set of Bluntman and Chronic. Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? Matt Damon: . [to infant Jay] The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. . Jay: [They both take a beat and look at the camera]. [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back - amazon.com